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 Kids Say The Darndest Things 

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Latest Kids Say The Darndest Things Articles

27 Parents On When They Realized Their Kid Wasn’t An Innocent Baby Anymore (NSFW)

27 Parents On When They Realized Their Kid Wasn’t An Innocent Baby Anymore (NSFW)

Lorenzo Jensen III
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Found on AskReddit. 1. Tissues beneath the bed. The humongous pile of tissues underneath his bed. 2. Jizz on the keyboard. Jizz on the computer keyboard. 3. I walked in on him while he was roughing up the suspect.

35 Hysterical Times Children Revealed Their Parents’ Personal Lives To Other People

35 Hysterical Times Children Revealed Their Parents’ Personal Lives To Other People

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I probably embarrassed the hell out of my parents too, but these…these are so much better.

Things My Five-Year Old Has Said, Which I Have Quoted on Twitter

Things My Five-Year Old Has Said, Which I Have Quoted on Twitter

Laneia Jones Laneia Jones
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Eli is my five-year old son. He has an older brother, Slade. Slade writes fiction and spends a substantial amount of time on FlipNotes, so he rarely says anything worth quoting. Eli, on the other hand, has unknown goals and will say things that I feel other people could relate to, so I occasionally quote him via Twitter and once on Autostraddle.

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