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I have no idea how I survived.

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When given the chance, opt to be a good and kind person. We don’t always get chances and often it is too late to practice this muscle.

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Shelly Miscavige, the wife to Scientology leader David Miscavige, hasn’t been seen in public since 2007. Rumors have circulated that she is either being held against her will, or worse, dead.

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Please think before you say things like “my work hours are literally torturing me,“ or “tickles are a real torture,” because I know what torture means.

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This gas station clerk’s intuition was right!

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2. Being pantsed.

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At the time I knew that his behavior was weird and not to go with him but I didn’t fully grasp the danger enough to be all that frightened. It turns out that the guy is a complete nut job and is now a known child molester. A few years ago some of his children brought him to court for severe physical and sexual abuse.