Someone please make this stop.
Men love adventures and surprises– in case you wonder why men watch action movies. It’s good to be consistent but not boring.
We all have our troubles and burdens. How we deal with them can make us truly great.
Chick-Fil A: Your sex life is pretty heteronormative. #mostlikelymissionary
Stole a bottle of champagne and hung out with fishermen on their boat to escape yet more socializing at a corporate team-building weekend.
So what can President 45 begin putting in the old Walkman to chill himself and the watching world out?
Wow, there’s some very naughty teachers out there!
Aileen Wuornos declined to have a special last meal, and opted for a burger and snacks from the prison canteen. She later had a cup of coffee.
My nose may have started bleeding during a New Year’s kiss with a beautiful girl I met that night. It may have gotten in her mouth by the time we noticed. And I guess she maybe ran to the bathroom and threw up. Please don’t look at me.
“Stalking. It’s only called stalking when you’re ugly. If you’re beautiful it’s being persistent.”