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“My girlfriend handles the bugs in the house. I simply scream.”

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Find love where you are. Accept that movie-perfect relationships don’t exist and we all have our issues. As long as you still love each other and you’re honest about it, most of these issues can be worked out.

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1. Kanye West

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It seems clear to me now, though, that the kind of hookup culture we see in movies and TV and in the apps marketed to us for increasingly unemotional sex, that this really isn’t what people want.

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“Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone to tell you who you are.” Beyoncé

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A friend of mine always tells the story of his encounter with Bill Murray. Whilst walking home from a near-by Dominoes pizza back to the house, Bill Murray comes up behind my friend, takes the pizza and runs away with it shouting “No one’s going to believe you!”

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I have always liked P!nk best when she is pissed off and angry at the patriarchy.

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There is this idea that female writers’ appearances somehow are “free game” for commentary, and appraisal of a female writer’s appearance somehow equates into the worthiness of her story. This, of course, is bullshit. Total fucking bologna.

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Here are a dozen little-known tracks to push you through your latest hiccup in love, whether you’re the mood to shed a tear or kick some ass.

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Aside from the fact that Kelly Clarkson is literally all of us wrapped into one flawless human being, this ode to mending your own broken heart is a perfect jam on its own.