Mayer is ranked as number one and I am, in a word, thirsty.
I. AM. SHOOK.
They shared the same heart, the same torso, the same ass, the same penis. What they didn’t share were any opinions. They couldn’t even toast a slice of bread without a vicious political argument breaking out.
“My girlfriend handles the bugs in the house. I simply scream.”
My big concern was that going on a cruise would be like going to Vegas, except on water instead of in a desert.
“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.” —J. P. Morgan
“I’ve been worried that it’s actually… that I went too far.” 🐍🐍🐍
Katy Perry got sprayed with silly string.
Which is your favorite selfie?
10. Fearing that your sole purpose in life will be to help someone scoop up their dog poop