Why do these songs exist? Go to the bathroom, look at your sloppy self in the mirror, panic while refreshing your CNN app, and get another drink.
Mayer is ranked as number one and I am, in a word, thirsty.
I. AM. SHOOK.
They shared the same heart, the same torso, the same ass, the same penis. What they didn’t share were any opinions. They couldn’t even toast a slice of bread without a vicious political argument breaking out.
“My girlfriend handles the bugs in the house. I simply scream.”
My big concern was that going on a cruise would be like going to Vegas, except on water instead of in a desert.
“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.” —J. P. Morgan
“I’ve been worried that it’s actually… that I went too far.” 🐍🐍🐍
Katy Perry got sprayed with silly string.
Which is your favorite selfie?