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Yesterday, Kylie Cosmetics Instagram followers got a shock when its the account changed its name to Kris Cosmetics.

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Last week, Rob Kardashian posted revenge porn of his ex Blac Chyna, who he shares 8-month-old daughter Dream with.

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Kardashian posted private conversations, screenshots of rants he typed out on his phone and nudes of Chyna to his Instagram.

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1. This is your chance to read all of those horrifying celebrity rags with stories about one Kardashian being pregnant by another Kardashian’s husband.

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The Kardashians are brilliant when it comes to the art of the personal brand. They know how to get themselves exposed and straight into the spotlight and leverage their personal brands into money making machines. What they do best is they stack their success.

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Alright, I’ve been putting off saying this because, truth be told, I really didn’t like you guys.

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Be sure to take lots of Instagram photos! It’s like that old Tao-ist expression goes: if you take a vacation to a beach in Mexico and don’t photograph yourself in a bikini, did you even vacation?

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Lady Gaga’s first words were “I can’t wait to have a gay son so we can go shopping together!”

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Cloning tiny versions of every Ticketmaster employee’s dog so then their dog can have its own dog, which is a miniature version of itself.