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Most Filipinas (female of “Filipino”), such as myself, tend to wait until our late teens or early 20s to start dating because we’ve been raised with the belief that family and our studies come first.

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Whether you’re a professional bathroom singer (such as myself) or a quiet by-standing alcoholic, the karaoke bar is a must-see, at least once.

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Please stop singing I Will Always Love You. No one is Whitney. Just let it go.

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Go with a group: If you go with a few people you know, it will probably ease your nerves to see them perform.

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As soon as I put my mouth up to the microphone I realized that no one cared how good or bad I sounded.

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Everyone’s waiting around, and we’re all in this together, so just do everybody a favor and try not to sing the following songs.

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Did you know it’s National Karaoke Week? Of course you did!

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Bored with karaoke lately? Take matters into your own hands and commit to completing the 90’s Karaoke Challenge!

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3. Please, don’t sing “Say My Name” or Spice Girls in a group of girls and just giggle drunkenly through the entire thing. Nobody likes you when you do this.

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4. Mel Gibson.