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In cinema, corporate culture and workaholics are easy scapegoats, but she’s doing her best while dealing with an unprecedented situation (the park has already been open for ten years without trouble).

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Trust me when I say I take no pleasure in this review.

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No real dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this movie.

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JURASSIC WORLD?!

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There’s a more complex reason to why our dinosaur pals are sticking to 1993 mode, scaly sheen and all.

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Just when you think you’ve heard the dumbest possible story you could possibly hear, the internet finds a way to outdo itself.

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This one will live in the Halls of Valhalla forever.

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The internet has replaced the velociraptors in Jurassic Park…

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1. Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) is now older than Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins) was during the first season of Saved by the Bell.

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How cool would it be to own the fly swat Walter White used on Breaking Bad?