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When my dad was reaching the end of his life, my mother’s Christian friend made a case for him accepting Jesus. Wouldn’t want him burning for all eternity, right?

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You don’t have to be religious to be a good Jew. Through the trip I began to realize that Judaism is more of a culture than a religion.

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Jolly Ol’ Hitler keeps reinventing himself after death, and he’s even more gangsta now than Tupac.

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For a long time, it was always hard for me to understand who is ‘right’ and who is ‘wrong’ — until I realized that there really is no right and wrong and this entire conflict is, in my opinion, bogus.

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Will you be converting to Judaism? Will your children be raised Jewish? Don’t know? Figure it out fast. Bubbe is going to ask. And she will not be placated by a smile and a nervous laugh.

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College is typically a godless environment, filled with booze, drugs, and people having sex indiscriminately. But apparently there is a contingency of serious Christians attending mainstream colleges and universities – and not only that, they’re involved in Greek life, which is normally seen as a haven for Animal House style debauchery.

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In an excerpt from a new biblical treatise released Wednesday, Pope Benedict is the first leader of the Catholic Church to verbally un-blame the Jewish people as a whole for the death of Jesus Christ.