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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” —Groucho Marx

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx

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Kimmel will do things other shows would never consider doing. His show is the most daring and creative late-night show on today, and if that’s not the definition of cool, I don’t know what is.