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How does a seemingly 100% normal man wind up with the bodies of 29 murdered young men under his house?

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“The guy runs off and they don’t think too much of it. Sometime later my Grandma sees the guy on the news and it’s Richard Ramirez.”

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A few chit-chats with criminal sociopaths that’ll definitely have you double-checking your locked doors tonight.

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There’s a good reason you might want to stay away from Pisces, Virgos, and Geminis.

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“I don’t even know why I’m here.”

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For when you just can’t wait until the next season of Serial to start.

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In most cases, a prisoner’s “special meal” isn’t actually his last; the meal comes earlier because evidence has shown that inmates’ appetites tend to wane in the days before their executions. That never made sense to me until I thought about what it means to die.

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In a flash, it’s six hours later and I know the words to all of One Direction’s songs and I hate Finchel and I think bowties are cool and I want Sherlock to shag the bejesus out of John Watson. I look out my window at the people having fun on the city streets and I pity them.

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Psychologists claim that clowns’ exaggerated features violate our basic idea of what people should look like. Since reading facial expressions is a social survival skill, our inability to read a clown’s emotions puts us on guard.