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“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart

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There’s something about being responsible for the entire family’s passports that a worried father finds arousing—let him have his fun, and in return you wont have to answer to him every 15 minutes.

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Chad Kroeger once said something that changed my life. I’m paraphrasing, but it was close to “People say Nickelback sucks. Well, we pack arenas and have sold over forty million records. You don’t like us, but we clearly don’t suck.”

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The federal government should have its own news voice — a newspaper, blog, TV and radio show.  They can relate all the so-called news.  This will put an end to the press conference and the news industry will have to actually find news, actually do some investigating, some thinking, some reporting.