A Comprehensive Ranking Of The Top 18 Most Insane Things Donald Trump Has Said Jacob Geers “ You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
Meghan McCain’s New Talk Show Will Definitely Make Her Dad Blush Mélanie Berliet “ At the time, all I knew about Meghan was that she was a Republican, had written at least two books, and was the daughter of former presidential candidate John McCain.
Good Evening, Internet, We’re About To Bomb Another Country Michael Solana “ Anywho, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention at all, but we’re about to bomb another country! This one’s called Syria, and is also in the Middle East.
Hillary Clinton’s Gay Fanbase: Political Ally Or Diva Worship? Tom Bellino “ Gays can relate to Hillary’s pain in having dealt with a cheating man because, well, we’ve dealt with them too.
The Only Black Student To Not Vote For Obama Kiley Reid “ One day, Lisa, her mother and I sat making bracelets on the floor in the den. Lisa sleeps upstairs. A black man singing about his favorite McDonald’s breakfast item came on the television behind Trudy and she turned around. “Obama!” she screamed. With pure delight.