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You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

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At the time, all I knew about Meghan was that she was a Republican, had written at least two books, and was the daughter of former presidential candidate John McCain.

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Anywho, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention at all, but we’re about to bomb another country! This one’s called Syria, and is also in the Middle East.

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Gays can relate to Hillary’s pain in having dealt with a cheating man because, well, we’ve dealt with them too.

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One day, Lisa, her mother and I sat making bracelets on the floor in the den. Lisa sleeps upstairs. A black man singing about his favorite McDonald’s breakfast item came on the television behind Trudy and she turned around. “Obama!” she screamed. With pure delight.

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In revenge kittens no longer exist. Deal with it.