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I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.

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I am kind of itchy and just rode the stationary bike for 700 calories and am drinking a grapefruit flavored La Croix. I am going to press play on the movie now.

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A small orange cat begins to follow Nicolas Cage, who is convinced the cat thinks he is Matt Damon. He doesn’t know if he should feel afraid or slightly more confident.