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“It tastes like if you sprinkled salt on jelly that was the flavor of a bench press. The part that people’s sweaty ass lays on.”

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1. Semen is much, much more than just sperm.

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9. Girls who think I’m going to pay for stuff.

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…Why? Because JAMES FRANCO, that’s why.

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It feels like being Cleopatra and ruling the entire free world with your sexuality.