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The sad and creepy truth is, it isn’t men who’ve been most cruel and unkind to me in comedy, it’s been women. And not just any women, but the most successful and powerful ones I’ve known.

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In today’s world, you need to watch what you say while you’re getting beaten up.

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Never, ever charge your e-cig with the wrong charger. You might destroy a New York City landmark and blow up one of your favorite stand-up comedians in the process.

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In such an easily offended world it’s becoming increasingly difficult to fight fire with fire.