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“After sex, I just wanna snuggle, have a bite to eat, and start binge-watching some Netflix.”

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1. I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. —Louis C. K. 2. Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. —Socrates 3.

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Carrey insists that he isn’t anti-vaccine, but then why is he connecting us to organizations and individuals that oppose vaccinations??

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“You want a war…I’ll give you a war you won’t believe!”

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Imagine you have a 17,000 square foot mansion and your movies have grossed over $2 billion and you are probably worth close to $50 million.

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These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday May 3, 2013 thru Sunday May 5, 2013.

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I’m already dreading watching television at night and being greeted by this creepy trailer at every commercial break.

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“Hear me on the radio think I couldn’t be blacker, but on my video I’m really a cracker.”

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Christof’s monologue could also be used to describe the dozens of “reality” programs that, while edited and produced, are largely unscripted.

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Take a few moments to count your blessings. Yes, the beginning of a workweek can feel tedious — but if you have a job be grateful. If you don’t, just appreciate what you do have, like the fact that you woke up today!