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“If you don’t change your clothes, you’re not going to be able to board this flight.”

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Engine two is out…selfie time!

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One of my friends describes Berlin as “East East Bushwick” so that should tell you something.

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Ex-jetBlue employee Steven Slater, who went viral earlier this year by walking off his job by opening the emergency exit and sliding down the plane’s inflatable slide, has made a rap song called “I’m a Rapper Now, B*tches,” and a video to go along with it. Overall, it seems pretty embarrassing. Video inside.