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It’s like in sci-fi movies when someone ads a tiny component to the dead spaceship that’s been sitting in someone’s garage and suddenly everything springs to life and there all these lights and bleep bloops and mechanisms firing and everyone’s like “Jesus, look at what it can do! We’ve never seen it do any of this before!”
During my first week as a freshman, I unknowingly befriended a Bible thumper and was lured to In-N-Out under the pretense of getting to know each other. Within moments of my arrival, I realized I had entered a trap when I saw a copy of the Bible sitting next to a plate of sinful animal fries. He tried to talk to me about God and girls but since I clearly had no interest in pursuing either, I had to bid him adieu.