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“Manila, Philippines. It is like everything imagined in some dystopian novel in real life.”

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I also recognize that it is virtually impossible to find meaningful results by “hugging the fence,” or remaining neutral to any given issue in the world, anyway.

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Someone needs to let Katniss’ arrow cut through all this bullshit misogyny.

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It had been almost two years since I’d laid my eyes on her

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3. Attacks From The Gaza Strip Are A Part Of Life

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OK, imagine Las Vegas, except it’s on a small island in the Mediterranean. Then replace the cheesy casinos with crazy beach parties, make the clubs the best and biggest in the world, and then fill it with drunk English kids and beautiful Spanish people.

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We slept at her place. I didn’t sleep at all. The night air felt cool, and haunted by some animal’s light. I haven’t watched the film since, afraid that any new viewing will shift my sense of its original terror, which has frozen inside me, and which I know is not replicable.

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ADORABLE! DOG! SENTENCED TO DEATH! BY STONING! …Well, we’re assuming that the dog is question is adorable, because most dogs are. But you never know. It could be one of those annoying small yappy dogs. Or, god forbid, even a disgusting poodle or something like that. Mostly, we just called the dog “adorable” to get you to click on this article.

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I hurried to the bathroom and dropped my shorts. The creature I had found was apparently one of many. The ambassador of a great and industrious people who had set up a thriving Utopian Kibbutz on my crotch. I quietly exited the house and drove to the 24-hour pharmacy.

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If it seems like I can’t stop talking about the end of the world, that’s because strange things just keep happening. The latest in apocalyptic news is this video of an unidentified flying object in Jerusalem, pieced together from two different camera perspectives.