Although I do find the show entertaining like I did when it first aired. I do think that this is one of the shows that did not need to come back.
“My girlfriend’s best friend is like her conjoined twin—they are joined at the hip and we literally can’t go anywhere without her best friend tagging along like a desperate puppy.”
“It was just my luck to fall in love at first sight with a beautiful blonde girl with a mouth like a truck driver and who smoked like a chimney.”
Pork roll vs. Taylor Ham
First they came for the Tea Party, and you did not speak out—because you were not a member of the Tea Party.
Your dance move of choice is not the fist pump.
When you’re getting ready to leave, DO NOT SHAKE THE SAND OFF OF YOUR TOWELS IN OTHER PEOPLE’S DIRECTION.
It’s a place that will always be a part of me.
We sing “Life Is a Highway” at the top of our lungs as the shore fades behind us.
If you’ve never experienced a diner at 4 AM after a night out, you haven’t really lived.