It’s an incremental, iterative journey. You don’t magically arrive. Ever. You just strive to get closer.

13. Swift would stand up for the little guy.

“Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.”

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
—Marilyn Monroe

When everything was the worst, but at least Larry understood you.

What would be your version of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee?”

Elevated ugliness isn’t going anywhere.

Why “die” earlier than you have to?

“Practice isn’t the thing you do once you’re good. It’s the thing you do that makes you good.”

I saw J-Lo in the Bronx, she was with Ben Affleck and some other people in a Bodega. A teenage girl asked for her autograph and she said no. The girl said “Fuck you, your music is whack anyway.” J-Lo turned to the other people and said, “that’s why i don’t like coming back to this s**thole.”