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It’s an incremental, iterative journey. You don’t magically arrive. Ever. You just strive to get closer.

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13. Swift would stand up for the little guy.

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“Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.”

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“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
—Marilyn Monroe

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When everything was the worst, but at least Larry understood you.

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What would be your version of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee?”

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Elevated ugliness isn’t going anywhere.

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Why “die” earlier than you have to?

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“Practice isn’t the thing you do once you’re good. It’s the thing you do that makes you good.”

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I saw J-Lo in the Bronx, she was with Ben Affleck and some other people in a Bodega. A teenage girl asked for her autograph and she said no. The girl said “Fuck you, your music is whack anyway.” J-Lo turned to the other people and said, “that’s why i don’t like coming back to this s**thole.”