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Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was born May 21st, 1960, confirming yet again, that Geminis are some scary motherfuckers.

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To hear Jeffrey Dahmer speak is to hear a polite, intelligent, well-mannered blond man with a wholesome-sounding Midwestern accent. But beneath this flat and harmless-seeming demeanor lurked one of the grisliest monsters in world history.

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“My grandparents knew the Boston Strangler. He was a gentleman and often gave my grandmother a ride home because my grandfather asked him to.”

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What is it about being born under the sign of Gemini that lends itself to the sociopathy and love of cruelty that marks so many serial killers?

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“The guy runs off and they don’t think too much of it. Sometime later my Grandma sees the guy on the news and it’s Richard Ramirez.”

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A few chit-chats with criminal sociopaths that’ll definitely have you double-checking your locked doors tonight.

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“And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. The flesh tastes like pork but stronger.”

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There’s a good reason you might want to stay away from Pisces, Virgos, and Geminis.

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“I don’t even know why I’m here.”