Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was born May 21st, 1960, confirming yet again, that Geminis are some scary motherfuckers.

To hear Jeffrey Dahmer speak is to hear a polite, intelligent, well-mannered blond man with a wholesome-sounding Midwestern accent. But beneath this flat and harmless-seeming demeanor lurked one of the grisliest monsters in world history.

🔪🔪🔪

“My grandparents knew the Boston Strangler. He was a gentleman and often gave my grandmother a ride home because my grandfather asked him to.”

What is it about being born under the sign of Gemini that lends itself to the sociopathy and love of cruelty that marks so many serial killers?

“The guy runs off and they don’t think too much of it. Sometime later my Grandma sees the guy on the news and it’s Richard Ramirez.”

A few chit-chats with criminal sociopaths that’ll definitely have you double-checking your locked doors tonight.

“And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. The flesh tastes like pork but stronger.”

There’s a good reason you might want to stay away from Pisces, Virgos, and Geminis.

“I don’t even know why I’m here.”