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It’s important that we explore the new types of jeans fashion week has bestowed upon us, and then collectively toss our boyfriend jeans in the trash.

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Even if you do everything right, the best you’re going to get is one of those sideways glances, like she’s making you think that she thinks you’re full of baloney.

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What is there to gain from walking around looking like a grade schooler with a beard who just fled from a public school gym class?

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Your bed.

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Decked out in graphic T-shirts from Abercrombie with roll-on-glitter covering my eyelids and a big smile sporting a whole lot of colorful metal, I thought I was hot shit. Now, I have no idea what I was thinking.

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I give up already.

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I’ll be honest, there are times I don’t even make it to the bedroom. Sometimes I get a few steps inside my front door, decide the terrible prison that is a pair of blue jeans has become unbearable, and drop ‘em right there in the living room.

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Does the shirt cover four inches of crotch/thigh area, AT LEAST? Are the leggings somehow embellished to make them more “pant-like”?

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Since my jeans don’t matter, I’m going to take a huge leap of faith and say that the other 90 percent of my wardrobe doesn’t really either. If my wardrobe doesn’t matter, well… I’ll let you make your own list of the totally uneccesary crap that is probably surrounding you right now.

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Ordinarily, I hate going to concerts but I WILL pay top dollar to see a band I truly love. Spending money on front row tickets to see a band who has left an indelible mark on your life is worth every penny. As corny as it sounds, you will have a night that you won’t forget. You might even cry!