Latest Jane Articles
Despite what your feelings are on xoJane or Jane Pratt as a person, you have to respect her for sustaining a career in a notoriously fickle industry for 20+ years. Simply put, she knows what the hell she’s doing. You don’t stick around for over two decades just by having breakdowns and breakthroughs. Homegirl knows what’s up.
You’re not old. I mean, demographically speaking, the odds of you reading this and being old(er than 34) are like 1:20. The odds of you thinking you’re old because you can’t stay out past breakfast-time anymore and you learn about new music from Pitchfork are like 20:1.
As you get you older, you’ll transition to reading grownup Vogue, bag yourself a hedge-funder named Barry and watch the days just languidly pass by. Sometimes, you’ll stir your finger into your cocktail without noticing because you’ll be completely in a daze. You’ll whisper to yourself, “I guess it’s….time….to get ready for the Multiple Sclerosis Disco Dance-Off Charity Ball.”