I was supposed to interview Ryan Gosling and James Franco — the celebrated stars of the upcoming drama, Hey Girl, Hey Boi — at the Chateau Marmont but their publicist called me last minute and informed me that the two heartthrobs are on a raft somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and I have to meet them there if I want to do the interview.
Okay, can we just pretend I’m not 25-years-old for a sec so I can be the same age as these gay kids in high school and sleep with them? Fantastic. So Jack McPhee was originally intended to be a straight love interest for Joey Potter (he even got a boner when he posed nude for her as part of an art assignment) but I guess the producers got bored and as soon as sweeps came around, Jack was coming clean and being like, “Yo JK on that erection, I’m gay!!!”