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Knowing James Franco’s antics, it’s possible!

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Featuring the likes of Kanye West, James Franco, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Olsen, and more, Thirty Seconds To Mars has put together what’s undoubtedly one of the more creative music videos in recent memory

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Who does that leave? I’m not quite sure.

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1. “As I Lay Dying,” Written and Directed by James Franco

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If she doesn’t like my cats it’s kind of a deal breaker.

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And I say, well you don’t understand my movies? Well I don’t understand my movies!

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Remember that one time Donald Glover played that Republican dude in Girls?

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James Franco’s story isn’t one that should be spearheaded with the vindictive ire of a bunch of liberals attending an Arkansas Pig Roast. Rather, it should be celebrated and admired.

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6. Are we human or are we Franco?

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For reasons unknown, a predilection for scientology is often accompanied by closeted sexual preferences.