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This is a list I’ve compiled of the sh*t people say to bartenders and what bartenders want to secretly say back.

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There seems to be a department of people who know how to zoom in and enhance photos and surveillance footage to an impossible degree of clarity.

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Though worth the big screen viewing, don’t expect anything more than a stunning spectacle from Spectre. Here are the most disappointing aspects of the new Bond installment.

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These awesome trailers just make me so impatient.

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Sure, we have the odd Hannah Horvath butting her head against the glass ceiling, but we haven’t yet been truly asked to accept women as fully active, autonomous, erratic beings within the cinematic sphere.

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Of any living director, Bigelow has her beast-like thumb on The Way We Live Now — in an era defined by men and women making impossible choices to further a never-ending cause.

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Sky-fa-aalll, nothin’ but sky-fa-allllll. Okay; that’s not actually a song.

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Anyone who has seen it will tell you that The Dragon Lives Again is one of cinema’s finest achievements.

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What I actually said seems like something a fetishist would ask of a specialty hooker.

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I really, sincerely thought that my adult life would be full of tuxedo-worthy occasions. In my heart, I knew that I needed the perfect outfit for impressing the daughters of foreign diplomats and making breathtaking entrances down spiral staircases.