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One of the worst results of a celebrity passing away is the amount of idiotic parody accounts that show up on social media.

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2014 already kicking us in the balls by robbing us of one of the only true beacons of unfettered paternal strength we had, James “Uncle Phil” Avery, who died yesterday at age 65. Not the way to warm up a room, 2014.

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Don’t worry, Don Draper is not on this list.