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I hate being sensitive. Being sensitive makes me annoying. I want to have a swagger. I want to be confident.

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I am not one idea, I am not one emotion. These things are always in transit, because we, as people, are always in transit.

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The wedding’s title was “One In A Minion” 😅.

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But then some Americans decided that a soccer match was an appropriate reason to bring up the death and destruction of World War II, including calling the match “payback” for the Japanese attack on America’s Pearl Harbor. Sounds too stupid to be real? Yeah, that’s what I thought too.

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The crocodile-bride gets baptized, married, and even gets to dance!

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When the phone cord tangles up?? Cannot deal with that sh*t!!!

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“The Charleston Massacre took place and our lives were forever changed. The media abused our privacy and published all of our wedding information and destroyed our dream day.”

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Taxing the closest thing I have to romantic love in my life? Just. Plain. Wrong.

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Pro-tip: Don’t owe Rihanna money.