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Did you used to play lacrosse, did you call it lax, and did you do it while wearing three or four brightly colored polo shirts? Worse, does the resulting collar-cleavage make you look like a dog that’s just had surgery and has to be stopped from chewing on its own crotch? Maybe we could make out later.
Does anyone actually like bros besides bros themselves and bro-hoes? Never before has a social group seemed like such a colossal joke to the masses. Their choice of clothing (puka shell necklaces and flip-flops), their music taste (Jack Johnson, Kings of Leon) and taste in women (breathing) has become the ultimate fodder for any satire.