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As inconsiderate as some words may be, I find it hard to mentally link them with actual crime. I know insults can sting, but this reeking wave of offense seems cheap, artificial, and rehearsed.

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Savor the 1987-era levels of graphical awesomeness!

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If you’re going to break up with your boyfriend because he conveniently gets murdered by your husband’s dead mistress’ husband, that’s kiiind of a lot to have on your conscience.

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“I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.” Alan Rickman

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Listen, if you’re not gonna be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

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“If a body catch a body, coming through the rye.”

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8. You sometimes describe yourself as having been “born too late” or “having an old soul.”

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Anyone who likes David Sedaris is automatically good people. If you catch him reading Amy Sedaris, though, you marry him.

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“Alright then, I’ll go to hell.” – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

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If you actually got to read The Bell Jar in high school (for class), color me impressed.