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“Date a person who doesn’t care about you.”

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You’re going to hell.

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There are no soulmates, no meant-to-be’s, and certainly no The One. Poetry, astrology, or whatever else you believe in have nothing to do with it.

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Fate, always throwing a wrench. A sick irony.

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Whatever the case, the journey to adulthood isn’t easy, and the long-awaited arrival is something to be celebrated. But don’t get too excited. Because, honestly, getting old isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. And there are a lot of really ironic things about finally growing up.

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Who runs this account?

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I hate how he makes me love him, how he lights up my life, how he means the world to me.

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Irony posits two realms: the eternal, or divine, and the temporal, mortal, physical. We live in this world with its laws and constraints, its culture and bodies.