“

“Date a person who doesn’t care about you.”

“

You’re going to hell.

“

There are no soulmates, no meant-to-be’s, and certainly no The One. Poetry, astrology, or whatever else you believe in have nothing to do with it.

“

Fate, always throwing a wrench. A sick irony.

“

Whatever the case, the journey to adulthood isn’t easy, and the long-awaited arrival is something to be celebrated. But don’t get too excited. Because, honestly, getting old isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. And there are a lot of really ironic things about finally growing up.

“

Who runs this account?

“

I hate how he makes me love him, how he lights up my life, how he means the world to me.

“

Irony posits two realms: the eternal, or divine, and the temporal, mortal, physical. We live in this world with its laws and constraints, its culture and bodies.

“

Let me tell you something that can easily be applied to 99 percent of everything that 99 percent of everyone does: Nobody cares.

“

You deserve to have your beliefs questioned constantly and your opinions undermined to the point of hysterical doubt.