This Professor’s Hilarious Response To A Student’s Drunk Email Is Absolutely Perfect Jacob Geers “ Student sent his professor an email while absolutely plastered and the teacher’s response is EVERYTHING.
This Is My Story About How I Learned To Drink Jamie Burn “ My introduction to intoxication was slow and progressive.
Ignoring Inexcusable Behavior Is The Worst Heartbreak Of All Erinn Valalik “ There was too much that I ignored when it came to you. I ignored my best friend when she told me you grabbed and caressed her ankles from under the table while you sat across from us.
The Levels of Intoxication You Will Experience When You Go Out To The Bar Becca Davis “ Alcohol supposedly releases your inhibitions and allows you to do and say things you never thought you could.
Oh No, I Threw Up In Front Of You! Dave Schilling “ For me, I know that fun time is over when I throw up. Vomiting is one of the most heinous act you can commit in front of or near someone else. It’s not as egregious as defecation or urination, but more immediate than a mere belch.
The Best Places I’ve Woken Up Dan Hoopes “ Lacking a certain degree of consciousness when choosing potential sleeping locations is a great way to save an otherwise normal night of self-destructive intoxication from becoming just another blacked-out waste of a story. Nobody really cares how trashed you were last night but it may be interesting to know where it took you.
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