40 People Confess Why They’d Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Someone Lorenzo Jensen III “ “Right now I just don’t have anything that can compete with my Hitachi.”
42 Things You Should NEVER Do During Sex Lorenzo Jensen III “ “Small talk. Please don’t ask me what the weather is like right now.”
54 People Confess How They Learned About Sex For The First Time Lorenzo Jensen III “ “The ol’ fashioned way—I walked in on my parents.”
10 Different Types of Sex Every Long-term Couple Has Mélanie Berliet “ From quickies to pity driven whoopee, long-term lovers do it all.
How To Tell What Movie Genre Your Sex Life Would Be Timmy Parker “ In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely belongs under the genre of adventure.
What To Do When A Guy Is Bad In Bed Charlotte Green “ Remember that a huge part of sex is learning, and we were all bad once, and there is nothing that a sexual novice needs in bed less than another faked orgasm which gives him confirmation that what he was doing was right and appropriate.
I Haven’t Had Sex In Forever Karen Noble “ Take Rivers Cuomo. He took a vow of celibacy and then he swears his music and his voice improved. So maybe I have secret talents and superpowers that will burst forth once I’ve not had sex for the appropriate duration.
28 Things That Are Better Than Sex Chelsea Fagan “ When you’re exhausted and just want to crash and not deal with anyone and you’ve got a big, fluffy, comfortable bed with fresh sheets and blankets all to yourself.
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