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A funny comeback will help you win any argument. It’ll also make you look hilarious. Here are some good comebacks to use the next time someone insults you: 

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You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

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“I’m more woman than you’ll ever get, and more man than you’ll ever be.”

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Mr. Rogers would be disappointed in you.

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I’m not responsible for their bad taste.

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“You’d look better if you smiled.”
“You’d look better if you showered.”

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Be careful where you use these words…

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“You’re not pretty enough to get away with being that stupid.”

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“You’re not pretty enough to get away with being that stupid.”

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All things must come to an end. Whatever this is must also come to an end. Enjoy your life.