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A maintenance worker saw what he thought was a mannequin sticking out of a bush on a frontage road.

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Let’s talk about the husband.

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A finsta, for those not yet aware, is a private Instagram account where one posts whatever it is they see, feel, or do without reserve.

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Dating is complicated because people are complicated. Instagram is alluring because Instagram is easy.

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When audiences can no longer be bothered to invest their undivided attention into the world of one winding book, or to contemplate the spectrum of colors in a single painting, or to listen to an entire symphony instead of a soggy snippet, what will become of our uniquely human capacity to appreciate art?

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Couples that laugh together, last together.

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Look how not excited I am to take my own picture.

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This is why you shouldn’t compare yourself to the strangers you see on social media.