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“What did you read?” I asked my brother, needing an excuse to look away. 

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When the two of you discuss your future plans she always gleefully suggests cutting off all ties with friends and family.

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They said they found me in a girl from school’s bedroom in the middle of the night. I don’t remember being there. I don’t remember her parents shining a flashlight on me. I don’t remember her screaming.

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If you see any lost marbles, please return them to Donald J. Trump.

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“Tase me, bro!”

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Property of San Quentin State Prison.

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Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.

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I saw the world clearly, but it was older, more remote, and there was an unshakeable sadness that pervaded my thoughts.

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You thought ‘The Shining’ was a fucked up hotel story?

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This plane crashing on a random highway.