21 Undeniable Signs That You’re Trashy As Hell Lorenzo Jensen III “ “When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.”
24 Tattoo Artists Describe The Dumbest Tattoo They Were Ever Asked To Do Lorenzo Jensen III “ “Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”
10 Of The Most Horrifying Concert Tragedies In History Jim Goad “ Sixty-six people died as a fire swallowed the club whole. They’d assembled to watch a band called Burn.
How I Learned To Love A Juggalo Bella Vendetta “ I’ve been making clown porn and doing clown themed burlesque shows for well over a decade now.
9 Musical Acts Whose Male Fans You Should Never Date Chelsea Fagan “ I’ve been out of high school for nearly a decade now, so I’m unsure if there actually are any DMB fans still out there. But I assume that there are, and that they’re still the worst.
10 Bizarre Wikipedia Pages That Will Make You Quit The Internet Today Ted Pillow “ I should not use Wikipedia while drinking.
Why I Hate Working For Nickelback Trevor Risk “ Chad Kroeger once said something that changed my life. I’m paraphrasing, but it was close to “People say Nickelback sucks. Well, we pack arenas and have sold over forty million records. You don’t like us, but we clearly don’t suck.”