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Traveling abroad and living overseas has given me insight to how others see my country and I’ve realized just how much of an effect the United States has on the rest of the globe.

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Fourth of July kicks the other summer holidays’ asses when it comes to that bittersweet, “I want to go back to the past but not really because I can drink and do other cool adult stuff” feeling.

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“The elders should have executed us…”

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It’s more than you think it could be.

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“Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people.” – John Adams

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At 25, Benjamin Franklin was still trying to convince people that all that dumb shit he was doing with kites was science.

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I found these comments on a thread asking British people what they thought about Independence Day, cuz, you know, they lost and were sent home by the Founding Mothers.

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Be sure to share at least three pictures from different points in the show to really show how proud you are to be an American.

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The inventor of the “gun bed.”

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Why don’t you take a seat on my air mattress? I filled it to optimum capacity before you got here in case you wanted to sit on a soft object.