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“We take off our clothes and she has a brown doo-doo line in her underwear.”

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“Me and one of my cousins were banging for close to a decade. We’re both dudes.”

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“Uncle Jimmy didn’t get shot accidentally. He deserved it.”

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“I wanted a boy instead.”

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“I once orgasmed 83 times in one day.”

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“I walked in on my sister practicing her oral sex techniques on a banana.”

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“My grandma used to put kittens in plastic bags and bury them alive.”

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My god said he loved me. So did my abuser.

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“I decided to see if I could fit my entire hand into my vagina.”

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“He looked me in the eye and said, ‘I’m going to hell for this, aren’t I?’”