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1. Napoleon Dynamite. Even right after it came out, when everyone was in love with it, I thought it sucked.

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This little pup doesn’t know what’s going on. All she sees is a dog that looks like her barking at an image of another dog that’s barking at another dog that’s barking at another dog on TV.

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My skin still burns where his fingertips touched me through my cardigan.

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These musicians posses the hefty responsibility of making an entertaining, cohesive accompaniment that blends, enhances, and accentuates the scenes of a film.

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3. What 9/11 is.

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When isn’t he great? It’s the one thing in life you can count on: The sun rises, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is wonderful. These are the laws of nature.

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3. Pretending to be “normal.”

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Where does my intensity go if it’s no longer there during the day?

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Last week Joseph Gordon-Levitt brought his art project hitRECord to Richmond, a multimedia art experience where he invites regular mortals on stage and interacts with them. How cool is that!

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If another ram comes within like, a hundred yards of his mate, he tries his best to head butt that ram off of a mountain. Let me say that again. They head butt each other. On top of a mountain. Because of a goat.