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“Do you love me? How much? And is this love solely dependent on me continuing to feed you chicken that I’ve hand shredded for you?”

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You reserve Friday nights for snuggling with your dog. Netflix and chill? No thank you, your dog is a much better cuddler than that potential hookup.

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They will never break up with you. Unlike a boyfriend, your dog will never say those four dreaded words, “We need to talk.” He won’t say, “It’s not you, it’s me,” and he most certainly will not tell you to come pick up your things from his place.

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He fills my life full of purpose. He cuddles with me each night. I wake up to him in the morning sunrise, as he gazes into my eyes. I put my head next to his, and stare deeply into his soul.