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What actually happens to your body when you start to get hangry?

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Logical isn’t as fantastic as lunch. And all you can think of is how glorious lunch will be.

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Anytime I overhear friends or radio announcers voice the athlete’s surname, my head and heart are bombarded with the savory delight that is Indian cuisine.

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It’s freezing in here! Frozen food aisle, so we meet again and still you are so cold towards me. You don’t support my small, chic wardrobe and that’s your loss.

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People are still making foods out of bacon that are filled with bacon, and pretty much every time I open my Facebook feed now, there is at least one auto-play video that is teaching me how to make some 1200 calorie per serving appetizer that is at least somehow based on bacon.

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Some people are disgusted by egg salad, and those people are wrong. Its sulfury goodness is half the appeal. Egg salad is wonderful.

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Little Caesars is your main pizza spot.

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Hangry: Hungry And Angry

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I can’t say, I honestly love all types of pizza. Except Hawaiian. And mushrooms.

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Hunger cares not where you are, or what you have eaten, especially if it was a four-course meal. You know that as soon as you “finish eating,” you’ll be more than ready for whatever comes next. Someone’s leftovers? You’ll take it! Dessert? Do you even have to ask?