Pretty sure #5 is subtweeting me.
Dear concerned interrogators, I know you mean well. But I just threw my cap in the air, my diploma isn’t coming in the mail for six months, and the last of my Stuff by Hilary Duff is just making its way to Goodwill.
Get ready for Pinterest boards full of all-avocado diet tips.
I’m pretty sure the elementary school playground is probably the roasting capital of America. Move over Twitter — you’ve been dethroned.
This is literally the cutest shit I’ve ever seen.
Lord Disick, Bitch.
Do you want to balance a bank account and know the secret to stain removal? Mom has all the answers!
He threatened that he has more tape and more fish to use in the future, too.
Libra: Not that basic IRL, but very basic on social media.
It’s online that your basic beast emerges – captions that use Marilyn Monroe quotes, comments you write on other friends’ photos that say something like “Gorgeous!! Coffee date soon?”