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You are on FIRE. (Nothing compared to the fiery turmoil the world is facing with COVID-19, but hey, you’re totally on track to getting that summer bod.)

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Find out about working from home.
Wonder why you weren’t working from home before.

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When I wake up in the morning, my iPhone 7 (yes, 7—times are hard) is the first thing I reach for.

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Paint the walls a pretty color, considering you will probably find yourself staring at them a lot more over the next several weeks.

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You are on opposite sides of a heated debate. On Reddit.

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When determining if your potential bouquet of red roses is in fact a bouquet of red flags, consider these warning signs.

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I have a confession to make. I did something utterly shameful when I attended your show on Friday, November 14, 2014.

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Logan Huntzberger: You like grand romantic gestures, rags to riches stories, and true crime about cults. Banter is an essential element in your foreplay.

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I’m one of those strange people that accounts for everything commuters are wearing when sitting on the subway.

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I’m hosting a charity event for people who have trouble ejaculating. If you can’t come let me know.