Why do these songs exist? Go to the bathroom, look at your sloppy self in the mirror, panic while refreshing your CNN app, and get another drink.
Couch sex: Get used to the short, sweet, no-frills couch sex. With parents for roommates, the luxury of traditional bed sex is usually not an option.
Get ready for all the traumatic flashbacks that are about to come your way.
This is kind of cute tbh.
And y’all call women crazy and emotionally unstable?????
Because of the times we live in, we’re probably going to come across a fuckboy nine times out of ten.
This is your lucky day, because I have compiled 11 extremely easy steps that, if taken, will lead to you becoming much more attractive then you are right now.
Nothing makes me happier than a group of nuns just rockin’ out.
Eastern Europe: Vodka.