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A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

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The traditional couple picks a simple, classy hashtag, like #JoeAndBecca2019. They get a C+ for creativity, but honestly, there’s nothing bad to say about this couple.

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I’m not a “the journey is the destination” kind of guy.

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If you have enough faith, a tightrope.

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“I was running out of material for my therapist anyway.”

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Not to brag or anything, but I can make some bomb ass blanket forts, with the assistance of your living room furniture and my inability to grow up.

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Let’s discuss what kind of guys you are going to find on dating apps and how can you tell what you need to know by a few photos and their bio (or lack thereof). 

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The one and only thing that makes this life worth livin’ is Youtube videos of top ten countdowns from the X factor.

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Underrated: Dogs wearing sunglasses.

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So, for the time being I continue my three coffees, three teas a day habit.