Nothing but respect for MY presidents.
I’ve honestly been cracking up for the past 10 minutes.
Hint: it’s a lot cheaper than $15 popcorn.
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.
“I made my college girlfriend scream so much from sex that a downstairs neighbor threatened to call the cops.”
Parenting is easier when you have a sense of humor.
I refuse to believe anyone actually thinks Blake Shelton is sexy.
Seriously, this isn’t a joke.
Sorry, Tomi, you played yourself.
“It is her!” went up a shout from the crowd. “It is the miracle girl! It is the girl who can heal the sick by breaking wind!”