This Mom Filed A Missing Person Report For Her Daughter, But It Ends Up She Was Just On ‘The Bachelor’By Callie Byrnes
I sometimes found myself wondering if a more conventional way existed to show people how laid back I was. Nothing, I had told myself for so long, expressed chill sensibilities more than my pineapple cup. Well, that all changed when I found out about Hawaiian shirts.
This is your key to a ~*life changing*~ work experience.
Alexa, what’s my excuse for just now responding to a text that I received three days ago?
Read more books! Start with the New York Times best seller list and finish with nonfiction that has been written about expelling unwanted residence phantoms.
Pulp Fiction, Nonfiction, and the occasional book of erotic poetry.
Take part in a dream-accomplishing montage that’s accompanied by an upbeat song and is under two minutes.
You gave Week One of 2018 a good run.
I pride myself on my capability of effortlessly lighting up any room. I scream and shout and laugh way too loudly, but that’s just me. I do not force this behavior; I never need to. I wake up, exhaust myself with my personality, sleep, and repeat.