“Touching me anywhere at all. Men: sit on your hands if you have to but do not touch a girl on the first date. She will touch you if she likes you.”
And you all thought sex robots were going to make things LESS complicated.
Honestly, we all deserve this kind of love. If he/she isn’t about to hype you up, it’s time to say buh-bye.
“China—I visited over 10 cities there, and everything seems polluted, rude pushy people, very oily food…public urination, spitting, and defecation, dirty and disgusting public restrooms….”
He just wanted to know what the movie It was about, so he tweeted out to his followers for some help.
Here, ranked in order from most to least expensive, are super-lame yet super-rare vinyl LPs that cost more than your monthly rent.
You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.
The one where you make everyone hear about the recipe you’re trying but then it turns out horribly so you delete it but now the 72 people who stuck by you through this shitty ordeal are now pissed.
Let’s just say that if Lolita was hoping it’d go anywhere with him, the chances are pretty slim now.
Honestly, we should start using this trick in other areas of life, too — it seems like it’s been working pretty well so far.