You are not afraid to try
What woman doesn’t pray for a There’s Something About Mary zipper episode for her ex?
“I waited until we were both 30, then let him serve me at Burger King.”
So I guess we’re seeing a new side to Queen Elizabeth II — she’s loves to jam to great music and has got a stellar sense of humor. Who knew royalty is just like us?
An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.
Ladies, better plan the wedding yourselves.
A shot of tequila? Where did this come from? Is someone trying to roofie me?
SNL writer Josh Patten loves responding to Trump’s tweets, but with a twist — he acts as if each one was a personal text message sent directly to him.