Since I was a kid, they have been my parents and mentors and friends. I’d come home from school and watch sitcom after sitcom all day and night. For better or worse, they raised me. And still do.
“‘I would suck your dad’s d*ck just to get a taste of the recipe.’ What do you say to that????”
“When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.”
I am what you would probably call A Romantic.
Remind yourself of the things you cherish in life to put the whole situation in perspective. If he is one of the things that make you happy, then let’s hope he realizes it before it’s too late.
Do you want to get the girl? Follow this advice.
Stalk my ex and like his Instagram picture and then slowly come to the realization that I just did that so I quickly unlike it and pray he doesn’t notice.