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As I’m sure you know, even one of these ideal relationships that appears — even on close inspection — to be heading towards a lifetime of wedded bliss, can be derailed like a train

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I just want to be treated like a regular, average, everyday dog. A good boy. Not like your surrogate child.

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I need to take a short break at 10 p.m. and text my mom.

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It’s just me, myself, and I.

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You are on FIRE. (Nothing compared to the fiery turmoil the world is facing with COVID-19, but hey, you’re totally on track to getting that summer bod.)

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Find out about working from home.
Wonder why you weren’t working from home before.

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When I wake up in the morning, my iPhone 7 (yes, 7—times are hard) is the first thing I reach for.

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Paint the walls a pretty color, considering you will probably find yourself staring at them a lot more over the next several weeks.

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You are on opposite sides of a heated debate. On Reddit.

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When determining if your potential bouquet of red roses is in fact a bouquet of red flags, consider these warning signs.