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With our busy schedules, perpetual bags under our eyes, and that hard-to-completely-remove less-than-pleasant body odor, it’s a surprise we aren’t all doomed to stay single forever.

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These “roses are red, violets are blue” jokes are perfect for children, lovers, friends, and more. Read on for some corny joke inspiration and laughs!

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Browse this list of bad puns to enjoy a good laugh or find a new joke to tell. These puns are sure to get a chuckle out of anyone with a sense of humor!

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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

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Every time I have to sign a card, there is always the possibility that something could go horribly wrong.

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You’re like that ex that I never quite got over, even after years of trying and lots of therapy. Of course, our relationship is purely one-sided and always has been. 

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Murderers are often seen as conniving, cunning, and wily. While that is frequently the case, the serial killers I’ll tell you about here certainly didn’t exhibit those traits when they got caught for their crimes.

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The Vietnam War has been over for 50 years, and yet the counterculture phenomenon is still alive in all of our hearts, whether we were alive at the time or not.