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RT to save a twin.

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It’s so hard to say!

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The guy whose first and last attribute says he likes it when his dates at least pretend to reach for the check: He’s got a “getting lucky” playlist in which Ginuwine’s “Pony” loops three times because 12 minutes is all you’ll ever get.

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Ever wondered how long you would survive in a zombie apocalypse? Well, don’t flatter yourself. According to Physics students at Leicester University, everyone would be dead in less than a year.

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Anything from Lush: She cares about animal rights and fair trade. She also has a remarkable tolerance threshold.

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Lynx/Axe body spray: He’s a hipster. Or he’s 17.

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The interns keep disappearing.

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I know you never really asked me what I thought, but don’t worry. I’m here to give you my unsolicited, totally unrelated and uninformed opinion anyway.