Back when gender roles were more strictly defined, a “sissy” was the last thing a man wanted to be called. These days, some men are going out of their way trying to earn the privilege of being called a sissy.
“I squirted so hard it hit my laptop and my laptop died.”
“Mom caught me penetrating a sub-woofer.”
1. The Elephant Walk…This is sort of like the Human Centipede, only it involves naked males and their thumbs, penises, anuses, and mouths.
I still don’t know what I’m doing.
I am twenty-two, and find myself branded as That Woman in one of the most persisting microcosms of American society – a college campus.
Wag your finger at me and tell me I should know better. Just know that I am not going to apologize and I do not feel ashamed.
I think she’s cum already. I’m sure she has. She told me so. Unless she lied….
“I ate chunky peanut butter out of my uncle’s mouth for 20 bucks.”
Thank you for hurting me and pushing me, making me into the warrior I am today. The world gives hard lives to those that have the capacity to survive it. So excuse me while I prove the world right, and prove y’all wrong.