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Back when gender roles were more strictly defined, a “sissy” was the last thing a man wanted to be called. These days, some men are going out of their way trying to earn the privilege of being called a sissy.

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“I squirted so hard it hit my laptop and my laptop died.”

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“Mom caught me penetrating a sub-woofer.”

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1. The Elephant Walk…This is sort of like the Human Centipede, only it involves naked males and their thumbs, penises, anuses, and mouths.

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I still don’t know what I’m doing.

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I am twenty-two, and find myself branded as That Woman in one of the most persisting microcosms of American society – a college campus.

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Wag your finger at me and tell me I should know better. Just know that I am not going to apologize and I do not feel ashamed.

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I think she’s cum already. I’m sure she has. She told me so. Unless she lied….

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“I ate chunky peanut butter out of my uncle’s mouth for 20 bucks.”

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Thank you for hurting me and pushing me, making me into the warrior I am today. The world gives hard lives to those that have the capacity to survive it. So excuse me while I prove the world right, and prove y’all wrong.