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Working in a funeral home is not dark, sad, or creepy. In fact, this is probably one of the best and most pleasant places I have been to and here’s why.

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I am here, unfeigned by your trials and mistakes because I accept you, every fragmented part.

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They are profoundly imperfect.

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It is time we move from thinking about campus sexual assault as something that only drunkenly occurs at wild parties and is only done by men to women.

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Flaws depend entirely on perspective and context.

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Observing a group of benign donkeys teaches us some important things about patience, endurance, serenity and flexibility.

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Mostly, though, this freaks me out.

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Why don’t my dogs react like this (or at all) when I bark at them?

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I think that each and every one of us is a deranged sociopath.

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3. Know what is going on in the world.