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If the ad has a bunch of pictures of the neighborhood and no pictures of inside the apartment.

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Jimmy claimed he lived in a loft because of the ceilings, but it was definitely a studio.
Cleanliness: Disaster. Didn’t own bed sheets.
House Rules: If you were dressed better than him (read: wearing a shirt and anything but flannel pajama pants), he’d make fun of you.
Would you stay there again?: You avoid his block altogether.

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Place your mirrors on doors and in other places. Mirrors make us think that we’re looking farther than we actually are.

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It’s ok to check the mail once every two weeks. Who is mailing you things anyway? Sorry, Grandma.

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Since I was a small child, I’ve wondered why people should have to live together. It’s wonderful when you want to be together, mind you, but what about when you don’t? Doesn’t it make more sense to have the option, either way?

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Will be updated periodically.

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There are many reasons why people from all over the world dream of having a home in Italy.

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Don’t be fooled by the marketing techniques of the $15 trillion American Dream industry (the mortgage industry).