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As we all know, like many indisputable laws of nature that we all must adhere to, you are destined to run into exes, gorgeous neighbors, frenemies, and all of the other Most Important People when you look like Quasimodo spending his one day of freedom out amongst the normals.
Sure, I’ve suppressed the urge for years to have super loud conversations in the hallway, or right outside your window, at all times of the day or night. I mean, I want to do it, I yearn to just relentlessly yak about nothing, literally all the time, in a booming voice. But I’m keenly aware that other people live here too.
I’m back y’all, reporting from pop culture’s garbage to give you the lowdown on what’s hot and what’s not. This week I’ve decided that gay priests (the ones who don’t touch ten year old boys) are totally hot along with the miracle sleeping drug Benadryl, and house parties!